New computer: how likely is it that the keyboard is haywire? [closed]

New computer: how likely is it that the keyboard is haywire? [closed]

New computer: all things being equal, is it more likely that it is hacked or haywire? I thought typos were being added into my emails to make me look gay and racist to various anti-racists and potential partners. I now know that it's not my typing, as I am 99.9..% sure I did not strike that key. Are we talking hack or haywire, all things being equal?

How often do some keys return the wrong letter, in (not brand) new computers?